How To Water Your Plants
Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Okay, I like a challenge. Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.
Take me to your leader! Soothe us with sweet lies. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.
Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". Soon enough. Also Zoidberg.
You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! You can see how I lived before I met you. I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Anyone who laughs is a communist!
We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Belligerent and numerous. I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want!
Belligerent and numerous. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. She also liked to shut up! Daylight and everything. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!
Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!
Belligerent and numerous. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. Also Zoidberg. You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie!
And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! A sexy mistake. Soon enough.
I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
