How To Not Kill Your Succulent
You lived before you met me?! Ask her how her day was. You wouldn't. Ask anyway! Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.
Who am I making this out to? Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'!
I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Why yes! Thanks for noticing. I wish! It's a nickel. I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be fearedâŠ
Hello, little man. I will destroy you! This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Leela's gonna kill me. So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it?
Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates⊠PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. Ooh, name it after me! Bender, you risked your life to save me!
With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.
Shut up and take my money! Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared⊠This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
Bender, this is Fry's decision⊠and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! They're like sex, except I'm having them!
When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped.
Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. Then we'll go with that data file! Soon enough. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
