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Hortus Botanicus

Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. It's toe-tappingly tragic! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?

But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Okay, I like a challenge. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

We don't have a brig. I'm Santa Claus! We're also Santa Claus! You know, I was God once. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

No, just a regular mistake. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.

That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. We don't have a brig. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?

I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Throw her in the brig.

OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. You lived before you met me?! I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Can we have Bender Burgers again? I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? There's no part of that sentence I didn't like!

So, how 'bout them Knicks? Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. So, how 'bout them Knicks? My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

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to eBay? What kind of a father would I be if I said no? I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Bender?! You stole the atom.

It's a T. It goes "tuh". Noooooo! Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! No! Don't jump!

Janie An

You hit me with a cricket bat. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!